Muhidin terlambat sekolah karena telat bangun diakibatkan pada malam harinya dia menonton bola hingga larut malam..
Ketika sampai di sekolah guru piket menghampirinya dan bertanya kepadanya..
Guru piket: Kenapa kamu terlambat?
Muhidin : Karena bapak bunyiin bel sebelum saya masuk
Guru piket : ooh ooh oh iya iya, kurang ajar kamu. bapak tanya sekali lagi.. kenapa kamu terlambat?
Muhidin : kepo lo pak apaan sih lo dongo!
Guru piket : kamu ngelunjak yah,tak gampar kamu. oiya, kepo? apa artinya kepo?
Muhidin : Pengen banget tau???
Guru piket : !#@$@!
- Untuk membuat mail merge terdiri dari 2 dokumen, yaitu:
- Dokumen Master, dokumen yang isinya sama untuk semua penerima.
- Data Source, yaitu dokumen yang isinya khusus untuk masing-masing penerima, misalnya nama dan alamat penerima.
Data source dapat berupa data di Excel, Access, Contact pada Outlook dan sebagainya.
- Pada tutorial ini, data source menggunakan Excel, karena cara ini lebih cepat. Selain itu:
- Lebih mudah mengontrol dan menambah data baru.
- Lebih mudah membaca data yang ditampilkan di lembar kerja Excel terutama bila kita ingin memperbaiki kekeliruan seperti salah pengejaan dan sebagainya.
- Juga mempermudah menyalin data source pada dokumen Excel ke lembar kerja yang lain.
Misalnya dalam membuat sertifikat pelatihan yang pesertanya lebih kurang sama, maka akan lebih mudah memilih nama pada lembar kerja tersebut dan menyalinnya ke dokumen (data source) baru.
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1 I know 3 facts about u: 1.You can't say 'M' without your lips touching. 2.You're trying it now looking like an idiot. 3.Now you're smiling
2 Paper beats rock!? Well then stand in front of me while I throw a rock & protect yourself with a piece of paper. Let’s see who wins.
3 Boss: "I'll give you $8 an hour starting now & in three months I'll raise it to $10 an hour. When can you start?" Me: "In three months."
4 You have one advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't. ;)
5 The world won't end in 2012, because my yogurt expires in 2013.
6 Harry Potter: Hey wanna come with me to get our noses pierced? HA! Voldemort: Sorry I am having dinner with my parents!
7 Condoms aren't completely safe... A friend of mine was wearing one, and he got hit by a truck.
Seorang Pria gemuk melihat iklan di sebuah surat kabar "Turun 5kg dalam seminggu!", kemudian ia menelpon perusahaan pengiklan tersebut & mereka mengatakan untuk siap-siap dgn pakaian olahraga besok tepat jam 06:00 pagi.
Keesokan harinya, bel pintu berbunyi tepat jam 6 pagi. Pria itu membuka pintu & melihat seorang Gadis seksi dengan hanya mengenakan sepatu pink, celana pendek & kaos ketat bertuliskan "Kamu Tangkap, Aku Milikmu!".
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4. Klik get +100 folllowers now
5. Klik sign in di lanjutan web tadi
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oiya website nya di coba 1 per satu ya ulangi langkah seperti yang tadi
silahkan di coba, sekian dan terima kasih :)
- Semua obyek yang terkena sinar matahari, cahaya lampu, lilin, dan sebagainya akan menghasilkan bayangan pada obyek tersebut.
- Jatuhnya bayangan sebuah obyek tergantung darimana arah datangnya sinar tersebut.
- Jika arah datangnya cahaya berasal dari depan maka bayangan sebuah obyek ada di belakang.
- Begitu pun sebaliknya jika arah datangnya cahaya berasal dari belakang maka bayangan sebuah obyek ada di depan.
- Kalau arah datangnya cahaya ada diatas sebuah obyek maka sedikit terjadi bayangan di sekitar obyek tersebut.
- Berlatih teknik arsir gradasi dapat mulai dengan membuat satu baris kotak.
- Jumlahnya bebas terserah seperti gambar di bawah ini. Kemudian arsirlah setiap kotaknya dengan satu jenis ukuran pensil.
- Contoh kotak pertama diarsir dengan pensil 2H, kemudian kotak kedua diarsir dengan pensil H, dan seterusnya.
- Ketika mengarsir semua dilakukan dengan tekanan yang sama.
Langkah Pertama
Untuk berlatih kita cukup menggunakan kertas gambar yang murah saja tentu saja untuk memperkecil pengeluaran kita, saya pikir penting untuk menunjukkan bahwa menggambar manga merupakan hobi yang murah.
Untuk pensil alat dasar menggambar kita bisa menggunakan pensil normal untuk menulis, pensil menggambar, dan pensil mekanis, semuanya baik untuk menggambar.
Beberapa jenis pensil yang bisa kita gunakan seperti berikut,
Jenis pensil dari terang ke gelap —–>
Dan tentu saja kita siapkan penghapus.
A. 1500
B. 2000
C. 2500
D. 3000
E. 3500
Around 7.30 P.M, we drove to Ciampelas to buy some jeans and t-shirts. After 2 hours shopping there, we dropped at Ciwalk for half an hour to relax and enjoy the beauty of Ciwalk. Our next destination is Ciwidey and Cimangu. It tokk about one and half an hour to be in Ciwidey and Cimangu. Unfortunatelly, we couldn't visit Ciwidey because of the bad weather and continued to Cimangu, around one kilometer from it. In Ciwidey, we had a warm water bathing. All of us jumped into the warn water and enjoyed it a lot. Our body soaked in a big warm swimming pool for about an hour before we stopped. At 2 A.M on Saturday, we took a rest in of villager's house there near Ciwidey.
On Saturday we had a great activity because we did many things. First we went to Ciwidey. We enjoyed the nature of Ciwidey's View. We stayed there for about one hour. Around 10 o'clock, we went to strawberry park located in Ciwidey, too. We learnt how to plant the strawberry and of course ate some products made of strawberry, such as fried rice, cake and juice.
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Last summer I got a fantastic holiday. I visited some great places.
I went to an airport and was going to fly to Cleveland. I was spending there two days. I liked to see some Cleveland Cavaliers basketball matches.
Then I went to Hollywood. Hollywood is a famous district in Los Angeles, California, United States. It had become world-famous as the center of the film industry. Four major film companies – Paramount, Warner Bros., RKO and Columbia – had studios in Hollywood. I did not want to leave but I had to.
After that, I went to New York city. I visited the Statue of Liberty. I went from the bottom of Manhattan to the top of the crown. That was very amazing.
The places made me feel at home but I have to go home. Next time I would return to them.
Once upon a time in muria mountain, there lived the family of sunan muria. amir hasan or called as sunan nyamplungan is the son of sunan muria.
he was very spoiled by his mother. because of that, he became a naughty boy.
then his father, sunan muria asked him to study in kudus. he studied islamic religion to his uncle, sunan kudus. after some time, he became an obedient young man. sunan muria was very proud of him.
one day, sunan muria asked amir hasan to go to somewhere to spread islamic religion. his father asked him to go to an island that could be seen from muria mountain. it was on the west - north of jepara. this island seemed to be fade (kremun-kremun in javanese). and from that time, people called the island as karimunjava island.
I was teaching a very basic class in BASIC programming to a group of adults. Adults who have never been around computers before are very nervous and much harder to teach than children, however I am a patient person so I enjoy their successes.
However, I must share the following:
After putting a short program on the board, I told the students to type "R," "U," "N" and press return to see the program execute.
A hand went up in the back of the room, waving to get my attention, and the person attached to the hand said, "I did what you said and it didn't work." Knowing full-well that all of us make mistakes when typing at the computer, I suggested she retype "R," "U," "N" and press return. A few seconds later, the lady's hand goes up again. "It still doesn't work," she said.
Once, there was a kingdom in Priangan Land. Lived a happy family. They were a father in form of dog,his name is Tumang, a mother which was called is Dayang Sumbi, and a child which was called Sangkuriang.
One day, Dayang Sumbi asked her son to go hunting with his lovely dog, Tumang. After hunting all day, Sangkuriang began desperate and worried because he hunted no deer. Then he thought to shot his own dog. Then he took the dog liver and carried home.
Soon Dayang Sumbi found out that it was not deer lever but Tumang's, his own dog. So, She was very angry and hit Sangkuriang's head. In that incident, Sangkuriang got wounded and scar then cast away from their home.
Once upon a time, there was a man who was living in north Sumatra. He lived in a simple hut in a farming field. The did some gardening and fishing for his daily life.
One day, while the man was do fishing, he caught a big golden fish in his trap. It was the biggest catch which he ever had in his life. Surprisingly, this fish turned into a beautiful princess. He felt in love with her and proposed her to be his wife. She said; "Yes, but you have to promise not to tell anyone about the secret that I was once a fish, otherwise there will be a huge disaster". The man made the deal and they got married, lived happily and had a daughter.
Bagi teman-teman yang kebetulan membaca post an ini dan merupakan siswa atau alumni SMP N 10 jakarta pusat. teman- teman bisa bergabung ke forum SMP 10.. mungkin saat ini forumnya sedang sepi,, untuk itu supaya rame dimohon agar teman-teman bergabung..
kalo ada yang bukan anggota SMP N 10 pun jika ingin bergabung boleh kok.. daftar aja..
ini nih link nya Forum SMP N 10 Jakarta
Bagi teman- teman yang mau mencari soal matematika tentang eksponen dan logaritma bisa download di sini nih
Halo guys Saya Abi Wiyono..
Suatu ketika saya melihat di acara kick Andy tentang metode metris. Metris dikembangkan oleh Stephanus Ivan Goenawan. Sekarang, dia adalah seorang dosen fisika di Universitas Katolik Atma Jaya.. Metode metris adalah metode perkalian dengan cara mengalikannya dengan horizontal, tidak seperti biasa yang kita gunakan, yaitu mengalikannya dengan cara vertikal..
gak usah banyak cincong..
langsung aja..
ini dia metode metris:
halo guys.. kalo teman-teman mau nyari info tentang zat adiktif yang terkandung dalam makanan, minuman, dll
teman teman ke sini aja.. sekian teman-teman, semoga bermanfaat.

