1 I know 3 facts about u: 1.You can't say 'M' without your lips touching. 2.You're trying it now looking like an idiot. 3.Now you're smiling
2 Paper beats rock!? Well then stand in front of me while I throw a rock & protect yourself with a piece of paper. Let’s see who wins.
3 Boss: "I'll give you $8 an hour starting now & in three months I'll raise it to $10 an hour. When can you start?" Me: "In three months."
4 You have one advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't. ;)
5 The world won't end in 2012, because my yogurt expires in 2013.
6 Harry Potter: Hey wanna come with me to get our noses pierced? HA! Voldemort: Sorry I am having dinner with my parents!
7 Condoms aren't completely safe... A friend of mine was wearing one, and he got hit by a truck.
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